へい へい プ！

for andrewchow's new found love for のだめ　カンタビレ　:) If you haven't watched it, what are you waiting for?!

The Fart Song from Nodame Cantabile



so so so　可愛い!　all the characters in chibi form :) hehe

おなら体操

作詩：二ノ宮知子・野田恵・poo太郎 作曲：野田恵



元気に出そう　いい音だそう

Pass it with spirit. Pass it with a good sound.

レミファプププ　わ～

Do re mi fa pu pu pu Waa

大きくたって　小さくたって

Big or small

どうせおんなじおならだもん

It’s all the same fart

手～は腰に　さあいくぞ
Hands on your hips. Here we go…

へい　へい　ぷ～
Hei hei Pu *”he” (pronounced “hey”) means fart in Japanese

みんなで出そう　笑ってだそう
Let’s do it together. Do it while laughing (or “with a smiling”.)


ドレミファプププ　わ～
Do re mi fa pu pu pu Waa

父さんだって　母さんだって
Dad or mom


みんなおんなじおならだもん
Everyone [has] the same fart (or “all fart is the same”)

そ～ら高く　さあいくぞ
The sky is high [Raise it to the sky?]. Here we go…


へい　へい　ぷ～
Hei hei Pu

なんだか出そう　もうすぐ出そう
It seems to be coming out. Soon it will come out.


ドレミファプププ　わ～
Do re mi fa pu pu pu Waa

元気なおなら　かわいいおなら
Genki (spirited) fart. Cute fart.

今度はどんなの出るんだろう

Next time what kind will come out?

そ～れみんなで　さあいくぞ
Everyone together… Here we go…

へい　へい　ぷ～ 出たぁ
Hei hei PU. It came out!!

the number song!

so cute! :) if only I could speak korean, or if this was in japanese haha.

By the way, I'm starting a new drama :) Why, why love with Rainie and Mike He! <3 hehe. I think Rainie's better than Ariel, because even if she has to play dumb roles, she's sooo much cuter than Ariel haha.

My love will get you home

aahhh. 溏心風暴, I heart. If you haven't watched this show, watch it NOW :) It must be one of my favourites TVB shows ever. Good plot, good actors, good drama, great procrastination :)

I heart PEN...S

Do you know what made my day today?






(It's supposed to say FINE pt, not medium.)

Why do pens make me happy? I really don't know, but since I was young, I've always had an obsession with them. There were the sparkly gel pens that come in a pack of 20 and leave your hand all sparkly after writing. The pastel gel pens made for writing on dark paper that looked so pro. The regular black pens encased in a super cute barrel with bunnies and cake. Or the ones with the little plastic figurine on the top (I had one with Kogepan on it :P).

And of course you can't forget the metallic gel pens. My favourite. I've always wanted the whole pack of them, but it was always too expensive and I was always too cheap to buy the whole pack of 50. So everytime I went to to Smart Maple, I'd just stand at the pen section and just stare at the box of my dream pens. :)

Oh how I heart pens. I remember I could stand in front of the stationary section of any store for ....forever. Just examine every pencil and pen sitting in the little cups, hoping that one day I could have money to take them all home with me :). At first I thought I only liked cute pens from chinese malls, but when I went to business depot, I could do the same. Even though the pens were packaged, I could still just stand and watch them hang from their hooks calling my name.

I think that the only problem with my love of pens was that I could never bear to use them. I actually have a lot of pretty pens at home that are only used a little. But of course, I'd give in sometimes, and I'd use them in moderation. When I needed a pen to use and I didn't know which colour I wanted to use, I'd compare their ink barrels to see which one had the most ink and use that one, since it'd have less of a chance to run out. Because I did that, most of pens were used up all together around the same time.

Even though it made me sad to see my pens die, I did not forsake them. Like God, not forsaking our dead hearts, I didn't just throw my used pens away. Be like Christ right? :P. So if you actually go into my drawer at home, I have a pencil case, filled with all my dead pens. :) RIP. hehe.

But yes, so anyway, today, in the mail today, I received a little package of love... that I paid for haha. 3 packs of 12 Papermate Fine Pt Black Pens. Not available in any Business Depot store. Mail order only :). I luff. <3

ehh?

Cell signalling is similar to human communication. If a cell exhibits autocrine signalling, how would describe it?

a) Talking to people at a social party
b) Talking to a friend
c) Talking on the phone
d) Talking to yourself

haha. Who knew these questions could show up on an exam.

owned

I once thought that multiple multiples were horrible questions, but I never realized that I could appreciate them so much in an exam.

If you don't know what I'm talking about this is it:

A) 1, 2, 3
B) 1 and 3
C) 2 and 4
D) only 4
E) All

1. blah blah
2. la la
3. ha ha
4. wah wah

There were around 50 of those kind of multiple multiples. BUT if you thought those were bad... check these ones out:

A) blah blah
B) la la
C) wah wah
D) two of the above are correct
E) All of the above are correct

OMG. kill me. 30 questions were all like this out of a total of 80 questions. And well, they weren't simple questions. They were super detailed possibilities that were either correct or tweaked by one or two words and incorrect. They're always finding new ways to make us fail, and I think it's working. sigh...

procrastination

Have you ever wondered why we procrastinate so much?

Seriously. How much simpler and more efficient our lives would be if we didn't procrastinate. If we didn't leave things till the last minute. If we just sat down and finished our work without distraction.

I think God allows us to procrastinate to enjoy the little things in life. Even though we may be stressed out of our minds, procrastination gives us joy in knowing that there are better things in this world than school. That there is hope that our world isn't only as interesting as cell physiology.

Methods of procrastination that will make you happy :)

1. Bake brownies (hehe Tiff): fat = happiness
2. Blog on your blog: it's spreading the joy of procrastination. By thinking of things unrelated to studying, you destress and become just a little happier. Blogging also spreads the joy, like Christmas, giving = greatest joy.
3. Read someone else's blog (like mine!): it kills so much time, and it keeps you informed about others' live or just of different topics of life. May spark interesting conversations that can lead to the building of friendships.
4. Watch a TVB show: this is definitely mind numbing. The perfect way to not think about school. Just sit there and stare at your favourite TVB star. Bosco Wong? Kevin? Myolie? Linda Chung? RAYMOND LAM? mmmm. Chinese shows are the best when you don't want to think about anything. The story lines are so repetitive and retarded at times that if you actually think, you might kill yourself haha.
5. Watch Gossip Girl: seriously, who doesn't want to watch a show about the elite teenagers of Manhattan, stalked by an unknown Gossip Girl, narrated by the beautiful Kristen Bell. Makes you hate rich kids, but makes you love them at the same time.
6. Stare at your ceiling: and count the stucco. Make shapes with them. I remember in my parent's old room at our old house, I always did that and I found Bart Simpson writing on the chalkboard every single time. It uses a lot of time though, beware.
7. Draw a picture: release your artistic talents onto paper. you'll be surprised at what you can do under stress
8. Sit in front of the tv with a bag of chips or ice cream: once again, fat = happiness and tv = mind numb
9. Walk into your roommate's room and lie on her bed and make her procrastinate by sparking interesting conversations
10. Stand at the doorway of your roommate's room with a fob sign and freeze in the same position, staring and watching her study: it throws her off big time. BUT if you do it too much, this becomes less effective
11. Blast some old school music (BSB, Spice girls, whatever you fancy) and sing at the top of your lungs. Actions too please :)
12. Christmas songs. Get ready for the season of love and Jesus .
13. Pamper yourself. Hop into the shower and take a super long one. Come out and do a mask. It's always easier to study when you feel prettier.
14. Stay home. Of course, even if you're procrastinating, you can't EXCESSIVELY procrastinate. It's better to stay home so that if you ever really FEEL like studying, you can.
15. And finally. The ultimate source of procrastination: FACEBOOK. Need I explain more?

Mmm... procrastination. I mean how can you not find joy in the above things. If you didn't have stressful times in your life, those things wouldn't be as appealing. So thank God that we have the ability to procrastinate.

But remember, if you procrastinate, do it in moderation, because ultimately, school does matter, and marks do matter, at least right now.

がんばって　ください！Study hard kiddies!

business

Why is intellectual protection important for entrepreneurs?

So they can sue people. :)

_______________________

Yes, I seriously drew this at the end of my business exam. haha.

dreamin' of WHO...?!

Recently, I've been having the most vivid dreams that I have ever had in a long time. There's the ANTM one, and a couple others. But what I really consider to my ultimate dream, is the dream I am about to recount. The dream I had last night. The male subject will not be named but will be refered to as "A". But really, if you think it's you, it's really not, because I was in shock the whole dream.

It begins the night before, in person at Summit 104 in my room, HE asks me to become his girlfriend. Well, being as nice as I am (haha) I agree to give him a chance since he really is a nice guy. After that's all settled, the night ends and he goes home to sleep happily, no longer as a single man.

The next morning, I wake up to my cell phone right at about 8:15 am. I mean who could it be? D definitely wouldn't be up to wake ME that early, heck, I'm supposed to wake him at 8:45. And well Mike... doesn't go to class that early. haha. So I answer my phone groggily.

"Hello?"

"Hey Vic! It's me, A!"

"A? heyy... what's going on?"

"Oh, well it's 8:15 already, you have to get up to get ready for school or else you're going to be late! Wake up!"

"ahhh. Thanks. :) I'm up, I'm up. Gonna get ready now, I'll talk to you later"

"okay. Have a great day! bye!"

"bye!"

And so we hang up the phone and I get ready for school. I don't think D made it because I don't remember waiting for him at the bus stop haha. Skip 2 hours, I'm in class at Health Sciences, bored out of my brains waiting for class to be finally over. When I step out of class, there's A, waiting for me with something in his hand.

"Hi :)"

"Hey! what are you doing here? Don't you have class?"

"Yea, but I wanted to see you first and give you this"

"What is it?"

"Here! [hands me a card with a coupon inside] well I'm off to class, I'll see you later for lunch okay? bye!"

"Okay, bye!"

I open the card that he gave me, and it lists all the reasons why he likes me and why he wants to be with me. "Even though we haven't been that close, I've always liked you"... and more. But I really can't tell you because it is kinda fuzzy. Just know that everything in the card would make you go "awww" and not "wtf, what a sap." haha.

For lunch, we planned to eat as a whole group of ACF people at a pizza restaurant, but Viv and I were the first to get there. We got a big table and sat down and waited for the rest of the people to come.

SIDE STORY: We needed to go to the washroom, so we went down the stairs to the grossest washroom you could ever see in your life. Seriously. It was worse than CHINA washrooms and THAT's saying something. Basically it was a wooden post in a rusted room, no hole for anything to go down, but a drain underneath the tap fastened to the wooden post. So seriously how were you supposed to go pee? You're supposed to turn on the tap, take off your pants and pee into the water to let it rush down into the drain. To poo? I have no idea, and really, I didn't want to know.

Well we went back upstairs waiting, hands leaning over the couch seats looking outside the window and I told Viv that I had a new boyfriend.

"WHAT?! already?!"

"Yea, it's a bit rushed, but it's okay, I'm giving him a chance"

"So who is it?"

"Umm... well you see. You'll know when he comes"

As we're talking, we see a bunch of people walking towards the restaurant. Mike, Tiff, Jane, D, Chris, Rach, Je, Jeff, maybe a couple others... and A. I point to him, and Viv is in SHOCK.

"OMG, are you serious?! but he _______ before and he's like __ _____ _____er!!" [blanked out, because then it'd be easy to figure out who]

"Yea, it's okay. He's nice and sweet, and I'm gonna give him a chance"

They all come in and I'm not sure if we actually eat or not. Well after hanging out a bit, we decide that we should go watch a movie. There's a new movie out, kind of like an exploring movie because they're on a ship or something, but it's not Pirates, but it's something recent, Master and Commander-esque. So anyway, as we walk out of the restaurant, A grabs my hand and holds it. I look around watching the shocked expressions on everyone's face and they see me and A, holding hands, like we're dating?! Nobody says anything but I can tell they're all confused.

We get to the mall which kind of looked like Fairview...but in London. Of course the first thing Chris wants to do is...eat :) So we get to this half pizza/half Marble Slab-esque place and everyone orders food. I then realize that the coupon that A gave me earlier was for this place. Confused, I give in my coupon the lady and am told to wait because it may take awhile. Behind me, Chris is eating a slice of pizza as I wait for my "gift" beside the pop machine with my elbows propped up on the counter chatting away with A who is ordering ice cream. Peach and mango icecream, combined into a waffle cone. He takes the waffle cone, crushes it into the ice cream and mushes it all together. Watching him, the lady behind the counter looks disgusted and tells him to stop because it makes others quesy looking at it. And well, being the nice lady that she is, she scoops him another scoop of icecream to cover up the grossness he's done.

After a couple of minutes, Chris is eating another slice of pizza (:P) as the lady comes back with something in her hands. She opens it and gives me... a ring?! WHAT?! already?! I was in shock once again, but thank goodness, I hear A yelling right beside me.

"That's not it! That's not what I wanted to get you!"

[sigh of relief]

Turns out the lady made a mistake and that for some reason a lot of guys do this for girls. Give out coupons to a pizza place to redeem a romantic gift? haha sure. I end up getting nothing because of the whole mix up. That's okay though, I didn't really expect anything.

So then, we check the times for the movie and it turns out we have about half an hour to spare before we need to line up for a movie. Some of us want to shop for a bit and some want to just go in and line up already, so A and I go off by ourselves, hand in hand, to the Disney Store :)
At the store, the colour theme was a pastel-y purple and burgundy-ish with a whole load of stuffed toys in the front. We look around a bit and then we notice this little girl in a stroller holding the cutest doll ever. It wasn't a really nice doll, just that the face was so cute. We realize that there's a whole stack of them staring at us right in front, all stuffed toys, with the same cute face. If these dolls seriously existed in our world, I'd so buy them right away. Behind them, there was a stuffed puppy that looked just like Bri's cell phone wallpaper. TOO cute! :) But what really caught my eye was a long stuffed purple caterpillar with the cute face. It was so chubby and cute and I couldn't take my eyes (and hands) off of it. Of course, A takes it and pays for it at the counter. :)

We continue shopping around the store where I come upon a really cute baby blue hat with the ear flaps and a pom pom on top. I try it on and ask for A's opinion, but he shakes his head. Turns out I put on the hat a little too high as you could see my hair in the front still. As I pull it pown over the forehead, I watch as A's frown slowly turn into a warm smile. He helps me pull it right above my eyes and just watches me.

"You are so cute, I'm so happy I'm with you"

":) tee hee"

We keep on walking around the store and I find this super cute skirt that's striped grey and purple. I was so excited because I could wear my tights under and it'd look so hot, but A didn't really like it and told me that he would take me shopping elsewhere to find something even better.

So after awhile, it's time to meet up with the others at the theatre. Jane is twirling happily around D with Tiff and Mike behind them and Jeana and Rachel following. A and I, arm in arm, walk towards them. D and Mike turn around, giving me their eyebrows. I sigh, and ignore them. haha. The others all have their tickets already, so they go in first to get seats. I wait for A to come back with our tickets and we walk in the theatre together.

We thought at first that the others were in the front to went walked all the way up to find that they were all the very back. As we walk back up, A grabs my hand again, just as we pass a large group of ACF people. Abe, Simon, Hiram, Karen, Theresa + many others. Their eyes stared at our hands as we walked past them, their mouths open in shock, some girls grinning widely. If it wasn't dark, they would've seen my face turn up 10 shades of red.

We get to the top and find seats beside D and Jane. As I sit down beside D, his eyebrows are going at high speed, his lips going "Eh? eh? eH?" He doesn't shut up until I punch him and Jane gives him a stern look. haha.

So the movie begins and we're sitting normally, each to their own seat, but as the movie goes, A starts stretching out his arm. In my mind, I'm going "uh oh, don't tell me he's going to put his arm around like that, so tacky haha". But instead, he takes my arm into his lap really awkardly. We rearrange a little.

In the end, my hand is in his, my right arm is linked with his left, my head is resting on his shoulder and D is still giving me his looks in my periphery. I'm content and comfortable as the movie continues on and I wake up.

and that is the end of my dream. I hope you enjoyed it. :) I won't be able to look at A the same way again, at least for awhile. haha. And if this seriously ever happens, I really have no idea what I'm going to do, fall down laughing my brains out or freeze in shock. Maybe I really am psychic. Who knows? Okay. Scratch that, it'd be so awkward. so no thank you. haha

ouch

Today, Jeff poked me in the eye, and this is what happened to me. It was the right eye by the way, it's squintier than the left :P. Now he owes me McDonald's! YAY!

dream

I had a dream last night. I was on ANTM, but then I was really really late for my photoshoot because nobody woke me up from my nap. I was so pissed when I woke up. I rushed out of bed and got myself all dolled up for the photoshoot. The big question was, "If I was going to a photoshoot where they were going to redo all my makeup and everything, why was I dressing up right now?" Good question.

When they saw me walk in, I got in so much trouble with Tyra and Jay, I mean, for a model, being punctual was important. All the other girls were all smirking, since this WAS partially their fault too. But Tyra, being so awesome about it all, still let me shoot. I got my hair and make up done and I went to the photoshoot. It was for a hotel advertisement or something for the Christmas season. Present boxes, Christmas trees, fake snow falling down, all taking place in a ginormous and beautiful hotel lobby. The lobby was pure white. The walls were white, the floors were white and all sparkling clean. The windows went from the floor to the 25 ft ceiling exposing the beautiful fountain and christmas lights in front of the hotel. Needless to say, I owned the shoot and definitely did not get kicked off the show.

However, because I was late, I was unable to meet the next designer who made these gold metal ornaments that we were supposed to model for the next shoot. The designer was so angry, he kept cursing at me and refused to make one for me, unless I made one to prove to him I was serious. So I had to make my own with the help of my friend. They were beautiful, shaped almost like angel's wings, and dipped in gold. Another girl had this square, wine-bottle-esque thing to model, and she sucked hard. haha. Mine turned out to be the most amazing one of all. During this whole process, my friend and I got really close, so after I owned everyone, he decided that I was the one for him and confessed his true feelings to me. The true feelings that he had suppressed for the longest time. Of course, I had feelings for him too, so as he came in to kiss me, I didn't stop him.... and then I woke up.

If only he kissed me :P

Post-Victoria's Secret Fashion show

ahhh. Lingerie. Adriana Lima. Miranda Kerr. Heidi Klum. New comer Marissa Miller. So pretty. So hot.

Last night was pretty amazing, though I don't know if I loved it as much as last year. There were some hot sets, but some off them were just too plain for my liking, or too much animal print, which I don't really like. But of course, there are many that stick out out of the crowd.

Here's a couple highlights that I throughly enjoyed last night:

So pretty :) Now if only I was tall, I could be one too! uh huh :)

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

It's coming soon! in 2 days, the Victoria's Secret Fashion show will be on a tv near you on CBS :) Twenty-seven hot ladies, showing off some sexy and cute lingerie with performances by will.i.am, SEAL, ANNDDD SPICE GIRLS for their debut reunion performance! Last year's was pretty amazing. I don't think it's really about the sex appeal, more so for the creative artistry that's involved with the presentation of the little pieces of fabric.

Remember this?








and my favourite of the night:




Tuesday night at 10 pm. so perfect, right after my Phys 313 exam. Can't wait!!